Newspapers Spiked Story of Sex Complaint Against Al Gore

Al Gore Does a “Bill Clinton and Juanita Broderick” Impression

According to a recent Oregon Live article, in 2006, an item that apparently no Oregon newspaper ever reported, was that a masseuse complained that while she was delivering her services to Al Gore, he made unwanted sexual advances toward her.

“In her detailed Jan. 8, 2009, statement to a Portland sexual assault investigator, the woman said she was called to the hotel about 10:30 p.m. Oct. 24, 2006, to provide a massage for Gore, who was registered under the name “Mr. Stone.” Once inside his ninth-floor suite, she said he pushed her hand to his groin, fondled her buttocks and breasts, tongue-kissed her and threw her down on the bed as she tried to thwart his advances.”

Interesting that even though this police report was made, not one thing appeared in the newspapers. Coincidence?

If you think the idea of Al Gore as sexual object is disgusting so did the masseuse.
The Oregon Live article went on to say…

“She tried to use an acupressure technique to relax Gore and thought she may have nearly put him to sleep. She went into the bathroom to wash up and came out to pack up.

That’s when, she says, Gore wrapped her in an “inescapable embrace” and fondled her back, buttocks and breasts as she was trying to break down her massage table.

She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her.

She said he tried to pull her camisole strap down.

She said she told him to stop it. “I was distressed, shocked and terrified.”

She said she was intimidated by his physical size, calling him “rotund,” described his “violent temper, dictatorial, commanding attitude” — what she termed a contrast from his “Mr. Smiley global-warming concern persona.” “

The masseuse said she knew she would suffer retribution if she pressed charges.

Read more at Oregon Live

A few talented talk show hosts had a bit of fun with this today. Pat Gray does great impressions of Arlen Specter and Al Gore and this was easy fodder…I nearly cracked a rib after hearing this Al Gore impression.

Related: Humorous Article by Howie Carr

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