{"id":9418,"date":"2012-06-13T14:04:24","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T18:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/?p=9418"},"modified":"2012-06-13T15:27:51","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T19:27:51","slug":"what-flavor-would-you-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/2012\/06\/13\/what-flavor-would-you-like\/","title":{"rendered":"What Flavor Would You Like?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Filed under &#8220;humor, sad but true&#8221;&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Romney is holding an &#8220;ice cream social&#8221; this coming Friday in NH. He&#8217;s assumed he&#8217;s the nominee, so in violation of  Rule #11, he and  complicit GOP groups are holding campaign events for the general election against Obama.<\/p>\n<p>Some clever people said that when you attend you might ask for these flavors:<\/p>\n<p>Raspberry RINO<br \/>\nCorporate Cookie Dough<br \/>\nBlueberry Bailout<br \/>\nTangerine TARP<br \/>\nMint Chocolate Flip-Flop<br \/>\nNo Way Sorbet<br \/>\nPuppet Pistachio<br \/>\nBanana Bankster<br \/>\nDebt By Chocolate<br \/>\nRomney&#8217;s Rocky Road<br \/>\nBailout Brownie Sundae<br \/>\nRon Paul Ripple<\/p>\n<p>And to boot, if you buy an ice cream, you get a &#8220;Free Romney Waffle Cone with every purchase!!&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Filed under &#8220;humor, sad but true&#8221;&#8230; Romney is holding an &#8220;ice cream social&#8221; this coming Friday in NH. He&#8217;s assumed he&#8217;s the nominee, so in violation of Rule #11, he and complicit GOP groups are holding campaign events for the general election against Obama. Some clever people said that when you attend you might ask [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-opinions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9418"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9422,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9418\/revisions\/9422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}