{"id":7915,"date":"2011-09-11T19:20:31","date_gmt":"2011-09-11T23:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/?p=7915"},"modified":"2011-09-11T19:23:11","modified_gmt":"2011-09-11T23:23:11","slug":"obamas-speech-in-one-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/2011\/09\/11\/obamas-speech-in-one-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama’s Speech in One Line"},"content":{"rendered":"

We asked our tea party members to see if they could sum up Obama’s speech in one line… here are some of the responses.<\/strong><\/p>\n

“We have to pass it before we know what is in it. – oh, wait, wrong person, wrong subject – fully appropriate.” <\/p>\n

“Obama’s new raw deal.” <\/p>\n

“Same crap, different Democrat.” <\/p>\n

“One term liar.”<\/p>\n

“1000 speeches later…”<\/p>\n

“The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.”<\/p>\n

“Hey America, go deep! Hail Mary!”<\/p>\n

“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull 500 Billion dollars out of my hat!”<\/p>\n

“Change Adds Up”<\/p>\n

“Building Jobs to Nowhere”<\/p>\n

“Obama: Oh, did you think I meant jobs here in America?”<\/p>\n

“He is like Mr. Potato Head: He reads well but has no substance other than a little starch.”<\/p>\n

“I’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!”<\/p>\n

“What was it about fundamental transformation that you didn’t understand?”<\/p>\n

“FDR did even more (but I still have time)”<\/p>\n

“No CHILD left a DIME.”<\/p>\n

“I give his speech 2 “marks”. One for Karl Marx and the other for Groucho Marx..”<\/em><\/p>\n

And the best one of all, which was the inspiration for this exercise, from blogger Steve McDonald: “The best part of Obama’s “Bride of Stimulus” speech is that the entire Dem party must pretend it is not the same old whore in a new dress.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We asked our tea party members to see if they could sum up Obama’s speech in one line… here are some of the responses. “We have to pass it before we know what is in it. – oh, wait, wrong person, wrong subject – fully appropriate.” “Obama’s new raw deal.” “Same crap, different Democrat.” “One […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7915"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7940,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7915\/revisions\/7940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nhteapartycoalition.org\/tea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}